I hate to be the bearer of bad news on a Friday, but there are new beer club rules in effect starting today. This is in response to the large amount of, shall we say, delinquent members recently.
If you forget to bring your beer in, you may not participate in beer Friday for one month.
This is actually me being lenient, since the two six packs that we are missing should serve 6 people in the club (two per person). I'd ban you for 6 weeks, but that's just hard to keep track of.
If you bring in something good to make up for missing a Friday, you may have your ban reduced, but it will be up to the mercy of the club. You will need to email the distro with your offering and beg for forgiveness! Anyone caught grabbing a beer from the fridge during their ban will be shot with the giant nerf bazooka by Ken Henry.
On to the beer:
Grant English brought in Flying Dog Raging Bitch
It's getting hard to find new pitcures of dogs, so here's "Bitch" Magazine, a feminist journal
and Flying Dog Snake Dog
Cory Gestido brought in Great Divide Claymore Scotch Ale
and Ommegang Rare Vos
Phani Gudimetla is getting beer at lunch
Eliot Pearson has not been heard from!
These ladies do not approve.
Enjoy!
-Chris
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